Cosy with Rosy

It was the big year end
And it was a long weekend
Wanted to catch something groovy
So I thought we would catch a movie

Off I went to a great big mall
With my blushy giggly gal
Into a large movie hall we went
It was shaped like a big tent

Music playing was rock and rolla
We got ourselves popcorn and cola
We got ourselves two chairs
To seat our newly committed pair

All we could do is blankly stare
When in walked only pairs
We thought we saw double
But ya in walked only couples

Behind us were seated a young couple
The guy had two of his buttons loose
The girls cheeks seemed rosy and supple
They seemed to have come to snooze

My chair felt a wee little kick
I realized my chair had begun to rock
I felt a little more than sick
I thought was she playing with his  c___

Watching the movie I spurned
To watch wat was happening I turned
The gal was not watching the movie
She was playin with something long and curvy

Before u think I am really sick
and alluding that she was playing with his d___
I would tell u it was not  his c___
But it was his smelly old sock

The girls cheeks were very rosy
The two seemed to get very very cozy
I felt a wee bit pukish and woozy
Kicks told me he was getting cozy with rozy

The Food Bully

He has got a big fat chest
It just peeps out his vest
Your food he will infest
Like some hungry pest

When it comes to food
He is surely the dood (dude)
When it is  time to feed
No one matches his speed

He does a silly little dance
His own finger he will gnaw
But you give him a chance
His mouth moves like a buzz saw

Food is on his scanner
In no uncertain manner
All ur edibles he will suck
Cos food he likes to f...

He will stare and glare
Till u  get a scare
Outside your image he shall sully
Cos he the big fat food bully