Cosy with Rosy

It was the big year end
And it was a long weekend
Wanted to catch something groovy
So I thought we would catch a movie

Off I went to a great big mall
With my blushy giggly gal
Into a large movie hall we went
It was shaped like a big tent

Music playing was rock and rolla
We got ourselves popcorn and cola
We got ourselves two chairs
To seat our newly committed pair

All we could do is blankly stare
When in walked only pairs
We thought we saw double
But ya in walked only couples

Behind us were seated a young couple
The guy had two of his buttons loose
The girls cheeks seemed rosy and supple
They seemed to have come to snooze

My chair felt a wee little kick
I realized my chair had begun to rock
I felt a little more than sick
I thought was she playing with his  c___

Watching the movie I spurned
To watch wat was happening I turned
The gal was not watching the movie
She was playin with something long and curvy

Before u think I am really sick
and alluding that she was playing with his d___
I would tell u it was not  his c___
But it was his smelly old sock

The girls cheeks were very rosy
The two seemed to get very very cozy
I felt a wee bit pukish and woozy
Kicks told me he was getting cozy with rozy