The Vaccum Cleaner

Once there was a man named Troy
He mated with a vacuum cleaner
Soon there was born a bonny boy
Dad wished he had done it sooner

He needed to have a nice name
It was a question of who would do it
Dad said it should be his claim to fame
So he decided to name him suck it

The boy had a rather strange quality
But dad said it was a rather nice function
It was a rather strange duality
One was blower and other was suction

Soon the boy had a double life
He got a chance to suck and fuck
He had a huge fat dominant wife
All he could do was shut up and suck

Every month there was a peculiar time
Suckit went off for days numbered three
He would say it is my intimate alone time
Suckit said he would really like be free

Suck it liked a puny little boy
He liked to call the boy hey dear
Boy used to act kinda dainty & coy
Cos suck it had his blower up his rear