It just peeps out his vest
Your food he will infest
Like some hungry pest
When it comes to food
He is surely the dood (dude)
When it is time to feed
No one matches his speed
He does a silly little dance
His own finger he will gnaw
But you give him a chance
His mouth moves like a buzz saw
Food is on his scanner
In no uncertain manner
All ur edibles he will suck
Cos food he likes to f...
He will stare and glare
Till u get a scare
Outside your image he shall sully
Cos he the big fat food bully
Holy crap!!! I guess he uses just one sense for his ahem...force ;)
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