An Ode to Strange sounds

Sound Type 1  - Sounds things make

There is was sitting in my chair
Pulling and tearing my own hair
I was writing a damned report
for people i would like to deport

I do hear a loud strange sound
My heart begins to pound
With worries abound
I start to look around

I again hear a creak
I jump up like a freak
Gosh, I do need a break
This is more than I can take

I look around and see
He was sucking on a apple pip
Did he let one +++

Sound Type 2 - Sounds people make

I would write about it but this blog does a far more wonder ful job of doing that:
http://hardlyharrharr.blogspot.com/2011/02/dinner-for-two-for-who-ruminants.html

Please do read it

Sound Type 3 - Sounds animals make

Thank the heavenly gods divine
He allowed mostly the bovine
to eat and re eat err to ruminate
strange sounds do begin to emanate

At times when I pass close to them
Sometimes I begin to wonder
Did they commit some big blunder
Allowing them bovines to wander

As they sit all day and ruminate
Strange sounds begin to emante
I am filled with a sense of dread
and wonder if a smell begins to spread